(New Political Comedy) Wally Panther #3 - Helping People Isn't Right!
Vote Wally Panther is a new comedy series from www.yndotStreet.com. Tired of candidates who don’t know what they stand for? Isn’t there anybody out there who always says what they think in a decidedly no-nonsense way, which shows they are both a real leader and also, just maybe, a genuine life-long friend? Good news! There is! That’s Wally!
"Folks, let’s be honest. Helping people just isn’t right. In fact it’s the worst thing you can do for them. Helping people goes against everything that freedom and capitalism stand for. People like my great, great grandfather. He worked his whole life to become wealthy. He would sell over-ripe fruit back to poor, hungry farmers and turn a tidy profit. That man was a free-market genius. Back then you could make a dollar that way. But not now. No. Because you have to give half your money to who? The poor people. My grandmother used to have a word for them. She had a term. She’d call them the do nothings. That’s right. She’d say, you know, put them in prison for a week, that’ll teach those beggars to act straight. Poor people are just the worst. I mean, cut it out already. You see them with their new cell phones and their new tennis shoes and their fancy clothes. If you’re going to be poor, you might as well act like it. OK? For goodness sake."
My name is Wallace Panther and I want your vote! Join me in discussing the CORE VALUES which make our nation great. We’re counting on you to spread the word. Please share this important information with a friend!
MY CORE VALUES #2: Don’t Trust Newspapers (pass it on!)
"I don’t trust newspapers. I don’t trust news on television. Or generally what people tell me in person. The only thing I trust is radio. And not FM, that’s for sure. No, only AM stations that specifically tell me on their billboards they’re going to tell me the truth."
- Wallace Panther, Core Value #2.
My name is Wallace Panther. And I’m ready to earn your vote!
Do you know what you stand for? I do! Join me in discussing the CORE VALUES which make our nation great. Yes, we’re counting on you to spread the word. Now more than ever. Please share this important information with a friend!
"We’re Americans. Always have been. Always will be. God made us this way. And that’s in the Constitution. Which you have to admit, God pretty much wrote. So that’s it. Go blame somebody else for all the things America does, because we the people don’t want to hear it."
- Wallace Panther, Core Value #1.
The rewind rolls on with Clocking Out Episode Three The boss is worried about office moral. Tommy has a few ideas about how to get them all … back in the zone. Sumo Uno. Giant chicken fighting a gorilla. Scuba gear coffee service. Office-wide light saber battle. Luau party in the break room. Just another day that the office. Featuring Maz Saim.Direct Link: http://blip.tv/Wyndotte-Street/clocking-out-episode-three-5936582Theres more on the way music, sketch comedy, newseriesand more …Were at: www.yndotstreet.com.Current Episodes: http://blip.tv/Wyndotte-Street.Thankswww.yndotstreet.com.Current Episodes: http://blip.tv/Wyndotte-Street.Thanks for watching! Please share us with a friend.
The rewind continues with Clocking Out Episode Two – Tommy and Paul find themselves caught in an old fashioned western standoff. (More Info: Clocking Out Ep.2 on blip – A Brilliant Plan (with spitballs)) Stay tuned at: www.yndotstreet.com. Current Episodes: http://blip.tv/Wyndotte-Street. There’s more on the way this summer – music, series, sketch comwww.yndotstreet.com. Current Episodes: http://blip.tv/Wyndotte-Street. There’s more on the way this summer – music, series, sketch comedy and more … Please share us with a friend. Thanks for watching!
The rewind countdown begins - - First stop: Clocking Out Episode One, written, produced by and staring Christian Monzon.Meet Tommy Jeffers and his best friend Paul. Theyre bored at work and full of bright ideas - Clocking Out Ep.1 on blip Tommy Says Never Quit! (Just Yourself Get Fired).Stay tuned at: www.yndotstreet.com.Current Episodes: http://blip.tv/Wyndotte-Street.Pleasewww.yndotstreet.com.Current Episodes: http://blip.tv/Wyndotte-Street.Please share us with a friend. Thanks for watching!